Murderers Bring Jewelry

Bill and I laugh every time we see this commercial.  The whole premise is insulting ("thunder--hold me!") but the really REALLY creepy part is the change in the guy's tone as he says AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.  

I have to believe there is an alternate ending to the commercial where he pulls out an icepick and stabs the poor scared dimwit as she realizes the thunderstorm isn't the worst thing in the area.