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April 13, 2008

The Happiness Continues...

In a strange turn of events, I have reverted to my 16-year old self and am completely infatuated with a boy. Head over heels, sickeningly, achingly, desperately enamored. It's actually rather nice.

After five days apart (my Big Idea trip to Chicago), he picked me up at the airport on Friday and whisked me away to a B&B in Berkeley Springs for the weekend, complete with dual massages at one of the local spas, a bottle of wine every night in our room, and a ridiculous amount of conjugal entertainment.

(Intrigued by Ms. Secret Blog's claim to be worth $1,086 an hour in bed, I thought I should do my own calculation. I was pleased to discover that I am apparently worth $1,224 an hour. I expect the difference in our fees is largely due to my...copious bosoms, I suppose is the right way to put it.)

bedroom toys

Anyway, I just walked in the door to my house after a week away to find it spotless (the maid came on Friday), the cats happy and purring, a new Netflix movie (Junebug) waiting on the counter, a new nightgown hanging in the closet, and a week of adventure to look forward to. First up, Indian cooking class tomorrow night.

Posted by madchen on April 13, 2008 07:08 PM

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Yay for happiness! Any chance we'll get the benefit of this Indian cooking class sometime soon?

Posted by: Elizabeth at April 14, 2008 12:38 PM

$726/hr...doesn't bode well for my gigolo status. I think I was a little to honest when admitting to the size of my "endowment."

Then again, I'll take $726 anytime.

Posted by: -jason at April 15, 2008 04:09 PM

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