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February 13, 2008
Status Update
Two weeks ago I attended the wedding of Ms. Secret Blog and Her Boy. It was a destination wedding in Charleston, where the weather is perfect, the B&Bs are gracious, and the bars are full of drunk co-eds (and wedding party-goers). I lost an earring and added a notch to my bedpost (kidding! I assure you it was very deep and meaningful) and overall had a very lovely time.
Last week I spent five days in Key West, where the weather is even more perfect, the beach is full of gay men and Alabama newlyweds, and there are a shocking number of middle-aged Republican men who will try to pick up a pretty young thing by debating the “truthiness” of climate change. My Big Idea project went without a hitch, everyone loved me, and I even managed to read an entire book in one sitting.
This week I got kissed by a nice man we'll call Mr. MBA, took a third trip to the airport in as many weeks, and--perhaps most excitingly--bought two new suitcases to replace the one that fell apart mid-trip last week. Also of note: my car broke (dead battery, broken alternator, simply too old?—you decide!), causing me to miss tap class and resulting in my sister spending her entire birthday carting me around to the mechanic, the polls, and back home again. Quality time with me = happy birthday!
Today I flew to Los Angeles, enjoyed a Doubletree Hotel cookie, and DID MY TAXES. That's right bitches. And I'm even getting back enough money for approximately 26 soy lattes (my preferred currency). If you're extra nice to me I might share one with you. Maybe.
