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January 23, 2008
Reasons You Piss Me Off
Because you run your mouth when you should just learn to shut up. No really, just close your mouth and enjoy the breath of fresh air that is sound of you not blathering on about something you know nothing about.
Because you blatantly plagiarized my Big Idea website, mimicking the layout and lifting entire paragraphs for your own use. And this after just two weeks ago paying for my advice on how to get started in your business! [Note: did I ever recommend stealing from me? I thought not…] Now that I've threatened you with legal action, I hope you will learn to think twice before you rip someone off.
Because for a twenty pound cat it seems obvious to me that you shouldn't throw up EVERY SINGLE DAY. I mean, really, how are you able to keep your weight up when it seems like everywhere I turn is the evidence of your bulimia?
Because you expect me to be at your beck and call at all hours of the day. Do you understand that we are on opposite sides of the continent? Do you understand that wanting to wrap up at the end of the day with a quick conference call means me sitting at my desk at 10 p.m.? Do you get how disrespectful it is to blow off meetings at the last minute when I have rearranged my schedule to suit you?
Phew…that makes me feel better. Now back to our normal chirpy, syrupy-sweet musings…
