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September 27, 2007
Lessons You Should Learn Before You Get Any Older
One
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and you would be wise to invest in a more robust medical insurance plan. (Ok, that ones for me.)
Two
Please go through your wardrobe and ditch those miniskirts. While you've got a great body for a mature lady, your knees look old. At the very least, wear them only in very low lighting.
Three
Name-calling makes you look like a petulant child (albeit with a shocking vocabulary). It doesn't matter if you are angry or drunk or even entirely justified, you need to curb that tendency immediately.
Four
I know you are just six, but its time you started living up to your commitments. When you say you're going to call me…well, I expect you to follow through. It's not nice to leave your poor aunt waiting by the phone.
Comments
Easy on that Miniskirt rule. I believe that should only be enacted if a comment has been made in that direction. Else one should feel free to flaunt it. One woman's trashy is another man's ....
Posted by: MSBB at September 27, 2007 02:01 PM
