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August 20, 2007
Why You Don't Love Me
(Compiled from 15 years of failed relationships.)
Because I'm bossy. Because I make you feel bad about yourself. Because I don't always remember to wash the skillet after making an omelet. Because I don't listen well. Because I ask too many questions. Because I don't support your career goals. Because I'm impatient. Because I can't appreciate your off-color jokes. Because I complain that your bathroom is messy. Because I travel too much. Because I'm a bitch. Because I don't like your friends. Because I don't appreciate you. Because I always want you to get me a drink of water in the middle of the night. Because I complain about not having any money, and then go out and buy three new pairs of shoes. Because I’m selfish. Because I want you to spend more time with my friends. Because I'm a snob. Because I forget to be considerate. Because I let the cats sleep on the bed at night. Because you suspect that I don't really love you. Because I don't look up to you enough. Because I cry too often. Because I have mood swings. Because I'm not ambitious enough. Because I insist on talking when you just want some space. Because I'm easy. Because I am sarcastic. Because I hurt your feelings. Because I speak before I think. Because I'm never satisfied with the way things are. Because I'm not always kind and gentle. Because I'm not a supermodel. Because I laugh too loudly. Because I blog about you. Because I always want to be in control. Because I push your buttons. Because I am chronically five minutes late. Because I want you to spend time with my family. Because I hate having a television in the bedroom. Because I demand too much from you. Because I gossip. Because you never know what I’m thinking. Because I don't want to commit. Because I always want you to make the first move. Because I make you co-dependent. Because I don't stand up for myself. Because I don't consider your feelings. Because I'm just not "the one".
Comments
How about Why You Don't Love Them? I think everyone here believes 'they' are missing out on more than you are.
Posted by: nightcrawler at August 20, 2007 08:56 PM
