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July 05, 2007
So Ms. Write Again Soon, When Is It Going To Be Your Turn?
Jess and Mr. Angel of the Morning got hitched on Saturday night. (Incidentally, Mr. Angel of the Morning will now be called Mr. Eagle Six in accordance with his wishes and in honor of his new status as my brother-in-law.)
I was the maid of honor AND the photographer AND the newly-off-the-rebound woman of the night. Yes, dear reader, my self-inflicted "coi-atus" officially ended at midnight on June 30th. Unfortunately, Mr. HSBF (my date, pictured below in slightly fuzzy format thanks to Janie's camera prowess) was on call at the hospital the next morning and thus left the party at 1 a.m., narrowly escaping with his dignity and honor intact.
All was not lost, however, and at approximately 2:37 a.m. I enthusiastically bounded back into the world of "intoxicated wedding sex with members of your newly expanded family, albeit only by marriage thank goodness". I will spare you the details--not because they aren't hot and drrty and highly entertaining, but mostly because I was sworn to secrecy by the gentleman in question because he is just SURE that knowing of our adventures would make Mr. Eagle Six's head explode. And no one wants that.
Anyway, the wedding itself was lovely. Jess looked radiant, the flowers were perfectly in bloom, the food was un-terrible, and much merriment was had by all attendees--including the ones who made an impromptu ho'down in the corner.
And just so you know, if one more person asks me "so Jen, when is it going to be your turn" I might have to take those leftover long stem roses and shove them into their eyeballs, making a particular point to brush the thorns against the corneas for emphasis as I shout IF YOU KNOW OF ANY SINGLE GUYS YOU MIGHT CONSIDER SENDING THEM THIS WAY YOU ASSHOLE BECAUSE REALLY I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PINE AWAY ABOUT MY SINGLE STATUS IN BETWEEN SHAGGING ANONYMOUS MEN (WHO REALLY ARE NOW TECHNICALLY RELATED TO ME) THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Comments
Come on, we all have to put up with that dumbass question. It is the price we pay for being the "single" most interesting person at an otherwise by-the-numbers wedding. Revel in it...
Posted by: jason at July 6, 2007 01:59 PM
Outrageous! I will interrogate every person I know!
Posted by: Eagle Six at July 6, 2007 06:39 PM
My baby sister who will only turn 25 in December just got married end of June. I hear you waaayyy too loud and clear. err.. minus the anonymous shagging part... (which may actually do me some good!)
Posted by: siti at July 19, 2007 05:17 AM
