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June 08, 2007
Things That Made Me Happy This Week
-- Reality checks. Finally, someone has found the balls to stand up and say no thanks, I am too busy leading my country to meet with a sunglass-wearing aging rock star who has somehow managed to become a paragon of world-saving virtue. I'm not saying that AIDS in Africa isn't important and I'm not saying that I don't find the occasional U2 song to be quite catchy, but I am saying that the way world leaders fall all over themselves to meet with Bono is a bit much.
-- The amenities that go with a five star hotel. Ms. Write Again Soon, which newspaper would you like to receive each morning? Ms. Write Again Soon, thank you for your room service order, would you also like to request a wake-up call for tomorrow morning? Just so you're aware, Ms. Write Again Soon, we offer six different kinds of pillows because we know how important a good night's sleep is--just let us know if you'd like someone to bring you a different option.
-- Steam rooms, jacuzzis, and hotel gyms filled with hot young men doing bizarre-yet-entertaining cardio exercises. I don't feel like I need to explain any more, so please just take the next fifteen seconds and picture it with me...
