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May 09, 2007
Questions I Am Pondering
1. When making eggs for breakfast, why are runny yolks so infinitely superior to thoroughly-cooked ones?
2. Is it wrong to wear night cream during the day? Because if it's wrong, I don't want to be right...
3. When jogging on the track, how might one gently suggest to the maintenance people that they should turn off their giant truck, which has been idling for the last 20 minutes directly on the track path--not only contributing to climate change but also gassing the poor people out for some exercise?
4. Why can't I follow my own advice? Was I not clear that sex during the rebound phase is bound to be disastrous?
