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April 15, 2007
Where Have You Been?
"Aunt Jen, where have you been?"
With Mr. Pilot.
[Thoughtful silence.]
"Were you at a hotel?"
Um...yes.
[Thoughtful silence.]
"When did you leave?"
On Thursday.
"Where was the hotel?"
In Tyson's Corner.
"No, I mean in what STATE was the hotel?"
Virginia.
[Thoughtful silence.]
"Did you have to fly there?"
Nope, we just drove.
"Ok, you want to play?"
Actually, I want to take a nap.
