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February 19, 2007
Massage with a 5-Year Old
"Aunt Jen, lean back and close your eyes."
Hmm...ok.
"Now, pretend I am massaging your face."
Janie, you are massaging my face.
"I know. Now, keep your eyes closed..."
Ow! Why are you poking my eyeballs?
"Just relax."
Quit poking my eyeballs!
"Jeez, Aunt Jen, you are supposed to be quiet. Just ENJOY it."
Ok, but maybe you could just massage my forehead instead.
"Fine. But don't think this is a real massage anymore."
That's okay with me.
"Well, just so you know."
