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February 13, 2007
Guess the News
Let's play a fun game. I'll tell you about how I spent the last couple weeks, and you stop me when you can answer the following question: What Is Ms. Write Again Soon's Big News?
Ready. Set. Go.
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Two weeks ago I went to the doctor's for a routine appointment. They ran a couple of tests, and I went home.
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Last week I got a call from the doctor, who gave me some surprising news and suggested that I come back in at my earliest convenience.
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Today I went back to the doctor. We chatted for a bit, she gave me some advice, and I left with a list for the grocery store.
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At the grocery store, I wandered down the aisles in a daze and picked up the following items:
-- Broccoli and spinach (for the health benefits associated with cruciferous vegetables)
-- A chocolate bar (for the coming emotional meltdown)
-- Pre-natal vitamins (for the folic acid)
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And ideas yet? I'll give you a few more seconds.
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Ready now?
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If you guessed pregnancy, I'm sorry to say that you are wrong. But if you guessed cervical cancer, you're right on the mark.
Happy Valentine's Day to Me!
(No need to flip out just yet, dear reader. As long as I'm experiencing an adolescent immortality delusion, let's all enjoy it.)
Comments
I know that is scary, I am going through a little scare myself right now.....
Good luck
Posted by: tas at February 14, 2007 07:03 PM
So does this mean you HAVE cervical cancer, or are simply toying with the idea of getting it?
Posted by: bad apologies at February 15, 2007 10:22 AM
