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September 12, 2006
Reflections on Life at the Beach
Reflection #1
While sand may indeed be an excellent exfolient, nipples rarely need exfoliating.
Reflection #2
No matter how rigorous the sunblock application, there will always be surprising patches of red at the end of the day. For me, there are bright spots along my hairline (and especially at my temples) and a slice along the left side of my cleavage. For Mr. Bad Apologies, it's basically his whole body.
Reflection #3
It's not that there aren't attractive men at the beach. It's just that they are all with their attractive wives.
Reflection #4
I could get used to this. Oh yes.
Comments
Re: Reflection #1
I *told* you to wear coconut shells!!
Posted by: Red at September 13, 2006 02:05 AM
