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April 13, 2006
Clearly the screening process is not too rigorous
Here are a few of the more "not my type" people I've been matched up with through my internet dating account:
Mr. Sing-a-long
The one thing he is most passionate about: "Expressing myself through song, both on stage and in church. I feel most fulfilled when I am able to connect emotionally to a song, and express that through performance, whether it is to one person or 400 people."
Mr. I'm a Catch
The one thing he wishes MORE people would notice about him is: "For the available ladies... that I'm single and one of the best catches you'll find out there. Someone will be lucky once she finds me and in more ways than she can imagine."
The last book he read and enjoyed: "I don't find pleasure in reading books. They put me to sleep in a heartbeat."
Comments
Wow. That last one IS a catch—I love illiteracy! As for Mr. Sing-a-long, to be honest, I have to say that there is nothing I dislike more than a male vocalist. I'm not sure what it is, but I can't stand male singing; I fast-forward through the male parts on American Idol, and I hated the male singers at the opera (save for the likes of Pavarotti). So some pretension prick that is able to express through performance his ability to connect emotionally to a song would likely make me vomit. Not just a little bit in my mouth, but larger chunks sent airborne.
Posted by: Mr. Bad Apologies at April 13, 2006 01:12 PM
Was that first guy Alan Atkinson?
Posted by: Bastish at April 15, 2006 06:15 AM
Did he sing something like this?
Posted by: Bastish at April 21, 2006 10:36 AM
