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March 18, 2006
You Know You're Weird When...
...you have a dream where Supreme Court Judge Samuel Alito confronts you with violent disapproval upon discovering that you have been secretly spying on the Republican Senate Committee majority on behalf of the Democrat Senate Committee minority. While on your way to a basketball game. In a subway/airport terminal that stops at the White House foyer. And you're equipped with night vision goggles (in broad daylight)--perhaps the giveaway the Judge needed to identify you as the mole.







