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September 06, 2005
My Gang - WEbring Assignment #6
Courtesy of Mr. Bad Apologies, the topic this week is:
If you were to form a gang right now, what would it be called? What would it do? What would your personal nickname be? What would you be known to be especially "hard core" at in your gang?
After giving this topic some serious thought, I have decided that my gang will be known as the ASPs. As in, the "Anti-Stupid People" Gang. Nothing irritates me more than stupid people--which I realize is an almost absurdly broad category. But I can't help it. I hate them. And I'm not alone.
My street name will be Ms. Madagascar--for reasons that remain shrouded in mystery to all but my closest friends--as a reminder that even normally brilliant people can also act stupid sometimes.
I will specialize in extrajudicial maneuverings, fiscal smackdowns, and--above all--social exclusion. In the good cop/bad cop scenario, I'm the bitch with the stiletto heels.
(Although right now I've decided to forego the stiletto heels in favor of "lounge wear", which I find very condusive to elitism and petty judgement.)
Check out the usual suspects (Mr. Bad Apologies, Ms. Maryment, Ms. Post No Bills, Mr. A Prize In Every Box, and Ms. Wish to See) on the blogroll (to the right) for more on this scintillating topic. Ooh, also please welcome Ms. Rather Be Travelling to the WEbring.
