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September 21, 2005
Miracles
In a feat of cunning skill, I have taught Madchen the Wonder Cat to roll over. And when I tried "play dead", she just lay there, looking pitiful. Success! Now I just have to determine how to parlay this amazing trick into the millions I so richly deserve.
